Like a pack of hyena slugs.

My guy friends always take about how much they shit. I haven’t gone in three days….. >< jealous

beauty-and-danger-here:

sass level 100% from annas secret diary

fuckyeahfanficflamingo:

[OC with same name as canon character (Fanfic Flamingo) people confused when canon character shows up]

I’ve had this OC way before this character was created by the canon. Yet people got so damn confused when I brought him in, despite the fact that they act and look nothing alike.

OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGG YES

msdisneyprincess:

one-of-the-sadly-fallenis:

princess-0f-disney:

fjordlorde:

randomguy2015:

sociopathintheimpala:

deducingtimeangel:

emilyissherlocked:

iou-one-jolly-time-vortex:

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

If you listen to the end of tangled…. Rapunzel and Eugene didnt get married until several years later 

same with Aladdin and jasmine!

And Belle was trapped in that castle for months with Beast; I’m pretty sure at least a year.

Also Tiana and her prince were together as frogs for an indeterminate length of time before they married. 

Tumblr gets schooled by the Disney fandom

Also let’s not forget Aurora was betrothed (which uhh, was a thing and some places still is).

Cinderella had to be locked in her home away from her prince whilst she knew he was looking for her. 

I love how no one is trying to defend Ariel and Snow.

When Ariel was permanently turned back into a human by her father, we don’t know how much time passed between that day and their wedding.

Snow was under the sleeping curse for at least half a year. Remember the lovely commentary animated films used to do? At the end of the film, it states, “The Prince, who had searched far and wide, heard of the maiden who slept in the glass coffin.” Additionally, it shows changes in season.
And finally we don’t even see a marriage between The Prince and Snow.

(Source: mydollyaviana)

rufftoon:

stoked-nation:

NEW GOBBER IN THE VIKING GUIDE

http://www.howtotrainyourdragon.com/explore/vikings/gobber

kgillsrpc:

1. Use the time of a total stranger in such a way that he or she will not feel the time was wasted.

2. Give the reader at least one character he or she can root for.

3. Every character should want something, even if it is only a glass of water.

4. Every sentence must do one of two things —…

chrissymodi-frost:

I have to reboot this today!

(Source: moveslikecurt)

fuckyeah1990s:

someone requested gifs of Lion King spoons from cereal boxes that changed color, here you go.

amandaonwriting:

Writing Comic - Writing Rage

princeowl:

the clarence pilot is a masterpiece 

alwayysdreaminggg:

hi:

does anyone else feel kinda chubby sometimes when ur on the computer

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so u just take ur shirt and

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ALL THE TIME

popfairy:

This is part of my bedroom! Needs more Rilakkuma.